When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.
Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np
Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand
Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.
To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."
An important tool used in taxonomy, to classify living organisms.
"The dichotomous key can classify many things"
When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!