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A town that not many people know about. Apparently notorious for having a bunch of pot, and being a "hick" town. But it's really not that bad... even with the racism and the drugs. It has a pretty river and a great trail and really nice historic buildings, and is a great place to take Rochester friends out roaming on the weekends. Sure, it has its problems, but any town does. Pine Island's not so bad.
"Where do you live?"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*
"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
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coolest school ever!! Were going Down the Line, Getting Wicked Cocked, we can go to Bonnet, smoke some Cloves, and just Party it Up like we do EVERYNIGHT!!!
If You Want To Have Fun, Come Here!
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when two or more lesbians are engaging in sexual acivities while having a sauna.
relaxing after an evening at the gym, Lori and karin decided to have a sauna. Lori was going down on Karin and were joined by Wendy, and had themselves a rhode island clambake.
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After you have sex with a person from Sugar Island, you wake up with a deer carcase lying on top of you.
Kevin hooked up with this girl from Sugar Island and woke up with a 12 point sugar island suprise on his chest.
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The effect that puts someone on the list of people you would have sex with that wouldn't otherwise be there by imagining that you and the group of people you are with are trapped on a desert island .
Well, the people here are all ugly, but that guy over there is benefitting from the Gilligan's Island Effect.
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I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!
Good wholesome fun!!
Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!
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A girl from Staten Island. If the specimen is found around the South Shore of the island she is likely to have bad tans, gaudy style and that signature accent. A North Shore Staten Island Girl may not exhibit all these properties, but don't be fooled she is still a Staten Island Girl. Though not likely to have a fake tan and rather than gaudy style, has mad style, her accent still possesses a unique twang. For all the good and bad that can be said about these girls, don't fuck with one if you don't want your ass handed to you. They smoke mad blunts. Staten Island Girls are known to be fearless with reckless abandon when confronted negatively or just having to lay shit down. Treat one right and she will stick by you through thick and thin, cause that's the way her daddy raised her- or maybe not, just don't fuck with them, you'll get your ass handed to you.
Staten Island Girl monologue : aw mah gawwwd yoiur such a biccchtch gwakaka gwakaka gwakaka they would let me in at pachaaa so i went too eclipseee and this guy bawwght me madd drinks but then his tan dripped onto my dress and i thought, oh this is hot and we fucked in the back of his truckk gwaka gwaka gwaka, then he left me and started talking to my friend and shes suck a slut whore bich gwaka gwakak gwaka!
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