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When a white confederate truck owner says he hasn’t fucked his sister when in reality he has done it multiple times.
Bob don’t pull a Kenny Jackson. To pull a Kenny Jackson
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The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.
Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA
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A school full of scary ass snitching hoes with synthetic weave , ugly ass niggas, aggravating ass teachers, a dean that look like Peter Griffin, hella Roach looking bitches and stupid ass rules
Bitches at Andrew Jackson middle school look like roaches and are peasants.
When a person's dance moves are mind-blowing, innovative, awesome and swagalicious, and they can moonwalk like they are floating on air. In others words, like Michael Jackson.
No offense, Mr. Jagger, but that Maroon 5 song should have said I Got the Moves like Jackson!
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If you lookup "Jackson Hole Town Square" on youtube you will find a random ass livestream of some random ass intersection in wyoming. At the moment of posting this, it has about 1,700 people watching it. Nobody knows why. Some people believe it was created by the Illuminati.
I have no fucking clue why I'm watching this shitty livestream of "Jackson Hole Town Square".
National Percy Jackson day is October 8th. To celebrate, draw a trident on your forearm.
Me: Did you know its National Percy Jackson day?
Person A: Yeah! I drew a trident on my forearm to celebrate.
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luther jackson is full of try-hard non-white people and annoying, basic white people. tbh some of y’all are cute but 7th graders are all try hard, wannabe weirdos who either want to fit in or pretend to be a special snowflake and say that they don’t want to be popular because “a small friend group is better.” eighth graders all have the same hair cut and think they’re trendy. this school needs some individuality. everyone tries to look cool with trendy clothes and saying the n word. white people here just don’t fit in unless they’re not from america.
guy: yo my girl from luther jackson middle school
guy 2: is she that basic bitch ho with the thrasher hoodie?
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