calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

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road rat

motorcyclist, a person who ride a motorcycle.

The road rat rode his motorcyle into the parking, put the down kick stand down, slide off the bike, dusted himself off, and walked into the bar to order a beer.

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road chicken

Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full

On our recent Vegas trip Fred left us a tasty Road Chicken.

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swag on the road

"Swag on the road" is a term used to define when something is not up to standard

"Wow that shubz was swag on the road"

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road dump

When you're driving with your significant other, and she puts her ass over your lap and proceeds to shit all over your cock.

"Dad, I got road dump the other day."

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riding the rainbow road

When you are so high you feel as if you are on the rainbow road in Super Mario Kart

"bro last night i felt like i was riding the rainbow road"
"woah that must be some serious cush"

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Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

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Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!