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Oldest college west of the Allegheny mountains, estd. 1804 a year after Ohio was founded. Where most of the average suburban white kids goto college who couldn't get into a better school...
Case Western, Miami Univ, Oberlin, Kenyon, Michigan, Indiana
Ohio U... isn't that one of the biggest party schools?
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A third rate "academic" institution in Huntington, West Virginia who's football fans are the most delusional sports fans in the entire world. They are also extremely annoying and often lack teeth. They also need to get over a plane crash that took place in the 1960s which in this day and age NO ONE knows ANYONE who was in that crash. So quit crying and using it as an excuse anytime you lose a football game.
John Marshall came back to life and promptly killed himself when he realized Marshall University was named after him.
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Bryant University is small business school in Rhode Island. Students here try to tell themselves that they chose Bryant because of the friendly atmosphere and competitve athletics, but really they know that they ended up there because they couldn't get into Bentley College, the real business school which is located an hour north. Bryant students try to support their teams against their "rival" Bentley college, yet, when they are leaving the game, once again defeated, they think to themselves, "I wish I wasn't such a fucking retard and got into that school."
"Hey Joe! where are you ending up next fall?"
"I'll be studying business at Bryant University!"
"Ohh...you must be retarded. Speaking with retards is against my religion. Try to not be such a retard this year and maybe Bentley will feel bad and let you transfer in!!"
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Ivy League school located in New York City.
Loves: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, illegal aliens, communism
Hates: Minutemen, ROTC, US military personnel
Columbia University's student body is really out of touch with the rest of the country.
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home of rizzos and wanna be black kids, that were glasses all day long and work at burger king on the weekends
I go to the temple university and act like im a boss
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Abbreviated F.U. Located in the upper peninsula of michigan near michigan tech. Ghetto as fuck, dumb as fuck, and usually where the men from tech go to find pussy. Also known as a brothal.
Guy 1: We hangin at Finlandia University this weekend?
Guy 2: Of course! It's a sausage fest here at michigan tech and i need to get laid.
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A public university in Athens, Ohio, OU is a huge party school where the only things to do are party or study because, again, it's in Athens, Ohio. Unfortunately for its reputation, most people choose the former if given a choice. Although obviously not true of absolutely every student, the majority of its students are only there because they couldn't get into the academically superior Ohio State University or Miami University.
Why did Ohio University have to cancel its reenactment of the story of Christmas? It couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
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