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An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."
"Bob and Samantha go to a christian orgy every Sunday. It's disgusting how open they are about it."
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Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted bu Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
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GIRL: who dat?
OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH
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A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.
P1- "man I love her."
P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"
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The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.
"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron
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Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.
Examples: heck, frick
James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.
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Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...
"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"
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