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A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.
a typical round of the balls game:
Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!
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This is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: "Pirate Juice". The players aka: "Pirates", drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: " USS Marie Antoinette".
Pirate Language should be used when sober enough. Once the Pirate Juice has been consumed, the Pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. In the morning the Pirates must overtake a resturant such as a Waffle House or Quaker Steak.
" Damn son, when I get back from Singapore we are playing the Pirate Game."
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n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?
Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.
Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie
Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin
Bro 1: David Browie
Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro
Bro 1: Bro Bronas
Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.
Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
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The interactions you have with an ex-girlfrend of ex-boyfriend after you have broken up with them. If amidst these interactions it looks like you are doing better than your ex after the break up then it can be said that you won the ex-games or a certain ex-games event.
Rob: Hey Dave, isnt that your ex, Katie eating alone over there?
Dave: Yeah, that's her. I walked by and talked to her a few minutes ago. She sounds miserable. I'm totally winning the ex-games.
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activities that exclude outsiders(from the Christmas song Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)
It looks like more reindeer games are going on in the background.
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the game in which a group of males sit around a table with a waffle in the middle. the goal of the game is to jack-off onto the waffle while not be that last to cum. whoever is that last to cum on the waffle, or fails to cum onto the waffle must eat it.
a grand pasttime of lonely guys is the waffle game
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The lesser of 2 evils. It's either GameStop, or EB Games.
Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
EB Games Scenario
EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?
Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.
EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
Me: How much will this come to.
EB Games: Only about $10.
Me: Ah, that's nice.
EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.
Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario
GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?
Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.
GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!
Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!
Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?
Me: You're kidding right?
GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.
Me: I thought it was M.
GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.
Me: ...
GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)
Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!
GameStop: Do you have ID?
Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
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