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lé goose

When someone is all cute and silly

luke "ou est lé goose?"
megan "les honk"

by lukeh March 23, 2005


The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 24, 2017


Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021


Goose-nips

When your cold and you you get goose bumps but bigger

I turned on my air conditioner and I got goose-nips

by Drumbeat May 26, 2022


The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.

"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"

by ninerrr September 25, 2022


Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.

Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!

by HTIL January 7, 2025


filthy goose

An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.

Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!

by WolfgangTS March 26, 2016