A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend
me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!
When you get shagged by an itlaian
Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned
A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)
James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"
When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw
a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States. The chain is known for its Italian ice1 and frozen custard,2 but also offers multiple types of frozen treats and specialty creations.
n 2010, Rita's Italian Ice began a partnership with Just Born to offer a seasonal Peeps Brand Marshmallow Candy flavored ice.18 The Peeps flavor was discontinued in 2011, but was offered in some stores in spring 2017.
A threesome involving two Italian men and a woman
"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."