Stretch Marks

Let's just say when I give you stretch marks, it has nothing to do with pregnancy... or your stomach ;)

Dirty girl I wanna give you some stretch marks

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Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.

"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"

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mark collins

The author of "The Gospel according to Collins"; Creator of "The Collins Theory"; A phenomenal teacher who tells amazing stories in class.

Yo dawg, I read that "The Gospel according to Collins" book and was totally invigorated by that Mark Collins author.

Collins is totally a Mark Collins because he is such an amazing teacher.

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hit the mark

puttin your dick in the pussy for the first time

"i hit the mark boys!"

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mick mark

A hickie left by an Irishman, usually on a redhead, or more specifically, a ginger.

"Check out all those mick marks he left on that dirty ginger Irene!"

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Mark-glow

It’s when your name is mark and your ugly then you have a glow up so it a mark glow

Dude mark-glowed

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mark tobin

tool. nerd. people marry him just because they cant have their first choice.

"dudes a tool."
"yeah his name should be mark tobin."

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