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During intercourse, in the well-known doggy style position, when the man is ready to ejaculate he will spit on her back. Once she turns around the man shoots his rope into her eye. When she stands up to yell back, while covering her eye the man kicks her in the shin. Then she will be covering one eye while hopping on one leg like Peggy The Pirate.
The girl I matched on tinder last night wanted me to give her a Peggy The Pirate because she is practicing for the local play of Moby Dick
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When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .
Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.
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Homosexual that is trying to loot your booty. Has connotations of the theft of booty in a coercive manner from the unwilling.
"Why don't you relax and free yourself from all those blocks that society has imposed upon you, fun can be found in the most incredible places..." - "Aaaargh, butt pirates!!! To your fighting positions matees we are under attaaaack!"
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1) v. To seat pirate is to take someone's, usually better, seat when they get up to go to the washroom, get a drink, et cetera.
2) n. One who pirates another person's seat.
3) n. One who prefers anal sex, specially if they pursue it agressively.
1) When Dan got up to get the phone, Robbie seat pirated him.
2) Hold my spot on the couch, Robbie's a total seat pirate.
3) Gary may look like a bottom, but he's really a total seat pirate.
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The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.
I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!
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A phrase that means "Duh you stupid idiot"-originated from the Pirates of the Carribean
Person 1: Are you drinking tonight?
Person 2: Pirate's Madalion
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A perfectly retarded musical i had to do at school last year with a kid who couldnt sing for crap!
Me: Take Heart! (a song)
Daniel: tAkE HeaRT?!?!?
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