The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
A YouTuber who does covers, gameplay and animation.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
A egotistical cunt that thinks he is better than he really is.
Look at that man, he’s such a river jet
Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.
While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.
A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji
"Hey, you know Addie/River right?"
"Yeah! Their the love of my life! I love them so much! "
When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.
Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.