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River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 2, 2010


River Kamishiro

A YouTuber who does covers, gameplay and animation.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.

by Kamishiro R November 16, 2019


river jet

A egotistical cunt that thinks he is better than he really is.

Look at that man, he’s such a river jet

by hashtagretweet October 12, 2017


Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023


atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.

Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.

by Hot Franklin January 10, 2023


Addie/River

River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji

"Hey, you know Addie/River right?"
"Yeah! Their the love of my life! I love them so much! "

by Kenji<33333 October 17, 2022


wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017