snake in the garden

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.

Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.

9👍 16👎

Solid Snake

To have an erection.

wow, i just got a solid snake

14👍 23👎

hot snake

Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.

Time to go awaken the hot snake...

28👍 60👎

snakes on a plane

noun - A Full House in poker consisting of 888AA, Eights Over Aces.

888 - look like snakes

AA - also known as American Airlines.

Hence, Snakes on a Plane.

On the river Omar announced, "I got mutha fvckin Snakes on a Plane" and took down a gigantic pot.

191👍 500👎

baby snakes

Nickname for a female. Usually a female you treat as an object.

(After she reacts to an insult)
'Calm down Baby Snakes, have a piece of cheese.'

11👍 19👎

Trouser Snake

What your mom Likes as a pet

Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.

75👍 186👎

charm the snake

See masturbate

The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!

3👍 3👎