Tea made by steeping a girl's underwear in boiling water for 5-7 minutes.
Man, look at that camel toe! I bet her pan-tea tastes like clam chowder!
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The act of fully placing a flaccid penis and balls into ones mouth and gently gumming the testicles.
Rick is giving Dave a gentle boba tea.
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The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.
Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.
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An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.
Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.
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Variant of tea bag.
βverb (used with object)
1. to intentionally and forcibly insert the scrotum and testicles of a male into the anal orifice of another, generally a woman.
also
-noun
1. the act of 'tea cozying' another.
βRelated forms
tea cozying, tea cozied
"Urged on by his peers, Arthur proceeded to tea cozy Betsy's freshly-reamed ass."
"Damn bitch, you just got tea cozied!"
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Slang jail term for dirty linen, sheet.
Hey C.O. can I get a clean sheet? The working man gave me a fuck'in tea bag.
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wake up and smell the tea is a slang term invented by uk rapper kulez meaning wake up and face reality and stop deluding oneself and get rid of any problems causing it.
could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.
it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes
wake up and smell the tea blud and get rid of that bird
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