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Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.
Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.
David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.
Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."
Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."
The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.
Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!
When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
1. One when is being annoying seeing if your speakers can drown them out.
2. When somebody insists on playing crappy musing seeing if you speakers can be louder then their speakers
My roomie insisted on playing country. I won the speaker war by blasting some good ol' Zeppelin
Call of War is a browser video game, enjoyed by more then 1 million users. In the new update you can choose to play as a 20th century Turkish sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien III (too unlock this character you have to play as a muslim country), and 20th century christian king Christian X also known as Papler (too unlock this character you have to play as a european/baldic country). the new moto of the game is : yoo matko whos calling me? - WAR.
yoo bro Papler is playing Call of War during school. He is playing as Christian king and is planing to take down Turkey! Jesus died for our sins😂😂.
When America kicked the tea bag loving, faggot, pricks asses who live in Britain.
Revoulutionary war: used to taught the British and make them feel like little bitchs compared to Americans. American: you fucking British cunts we'll have another revolution if you won't shut your bum holes.