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Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."
When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"
The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.
"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"
Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.
"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."
The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'
Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche
After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich