Matt and Jeff Hardy

(Known as The Hardys, Hardy Boyz, or Team Xtreme) are a professional wrestling tag team, consisting of real-life brothers Matt and Jeff Hardy. They are both currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), and are part of the Immortal stable. They are best known for their time in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), later renamed World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). In 2000, they were involved in feuds with Edge and Christian and the Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) in many ladder matches and TLC matches.

Twist of Fate / Twist of Hate (TNA) by Matt followed by a Swanton Bomb by Jeff

Matt and Jeff Hardy.. The hardy boyz kick ass!

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matt galati sardo

probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )

1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''

2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks

3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''

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Matt Rosa

Matt Rosa is a scat porn star who became famous in China with his first video called "Scat That Cat!" It features Asian women and also Matt himself saving cats from certain death as part of the Chinese Food industry, before being forced to partake in scat porn. Matt Rosa is a true legend in the porn industry because he saves the animals before using them in his videos.

Matt Rosa is a legend, man! He truly loves animals and saves them from certain death! What a guy!

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pulling a matt lauer

Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.

Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”

Matt Smith Effect

When one finds themselves completely infatuated with any character played by Matt Smith, no matter how evil or manipulative said character is. Confusion plays a big role in this phenomena as overwhelming feelings of lust are met with strong twinges of guilt. See also the concept of “uglyhot” and the power of unconventional attractiveness.

“Why am I so unbelievably attracted to Prince Philip in Netflix’s The Crown?

“Don’t worry - you’re not actually attracted to the late Duke of Edinburgh - you’re just experiencing the Matt Smith Effect.”

The Matt Gaetz Eight

A group of eight Republicans led by Flordia Congressmen Matt Gaetz that ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy with aid of Democrats

I heard The Matt Gaetz Eight sold out every conservative in the country.

shaggy vs matt

The ultimate cosmic battle. The two most powerful beings in all the omniverses face each other.

person 1: Shaggy vs Matt, who would win.

person 2: Don't say that. It would cause complete destruction.