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This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.
The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.
A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.
Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.
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Awesome code phrase used to discretely alert friends that there is a hottie nearby. Said while looking in the direction of the hottie so friends know where to look and then agree or disagree that the subject is, in fact, hawt.
"Do cows moo?" says a girl while staring straight ahead.
Friends look in that direction and say "yeah, they moo alright" if they like what they see.
Or they say "awww no they don't" if it's a non-hottie
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The beast that gamers sacrifice to their heathen god, to ensure plentiful apple fritters, and also because they are violent little psychos.
Gamer1 "we scarifice the Harvest Moon Cow to you, for plentifull apple fritters"
Gamer2 "awesome" (he's not the god, we think)
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when something is over 100 on the suprise scale
MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.
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basically a reverse cow girl sits on a mans cock but is facing away from him..
WOW my fav position is the reverse cow girl..
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An Alcoholic Shot containing half Hennessy, and half Worcestershire Sauce (preferably Lea & Perrins.)
After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.
Yo, grab the lea & perrins and the Henne, I wanna do a shot of mad cow disease!
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