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Something that has never and will never exist.
I was googling albino porn the other day and I couldn't find shit!
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A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
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The arduous task of looking for decent porno to whack it to because you have already seen everything decent on the porn sites you regularly visit. Those most likely to have to do the porn grind are those who are picky about what they orgasm to.
It took me 45 mins. to find something decent to whack off to because my porn sites don't update fast enough. Still, the porn grind is worth it.
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A movie filmed where shit is the main focus of entertainment and sexual stimulation. Made for sick people and Germans. Some times refered to Scheizer porn.
When Robert relized he had signed up for a shit porn he felt sick and aroused.
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Japanese porn. Famous for use of strangely-shaped vibrators and high-pitched girls overacting before taking lots of cumshots and playing with the cum.
I love j-porn.
J-girls are such sluts.
J-porn kicks ass. All societies should do the bukkake!
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A movie or movie clip consisting of montages of sick ski or snowboard tricks with no context, plot, or any other attempt to tie it all together
Ski porn stands in stark contrast to traditional ski movies, which typical have more of a documentary feel.
To psyche ourselves up before a day on the slopes, we watched some ski porn while we ate breakfast.
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you know damn well what child porn is...i bet your a creepy adult looking for loopholes to get horny off of creepy stories other creepy adults make. . .that's just...ew-, i am 99% sure your just looking for a quick way to get horny but if your that rare 1% who doesn't know what it actually is ill make it short its illegal and its porn made of underage youngies having sex
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE ACCUSED OF OWNING AND VIEWING CHILD PORN"
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