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An amazing song by japanese music producer t+pazolite released 08 October 2021 from the album FAKE CIRCUS, with a strange but very entertaining video
guy 1: did you hear the song t+ vs shark? its amazing!!!
guy 2: yeah! absolute banger!
Noun: An act of defecation in which an increased amount of feces causes a portion of the pile to exceed the water level in the toilet bowl, resulting in an unusually strong smell.
“I just dropped a shark fin poop – don’t go in there for about 35-45 minutes!”
A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*
When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.
Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.
Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.
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