Allemagne Dix points

I word meaning the inevitable, or "such is life". this is the kind of thing to occur on the eurovision song contest. Typical

"angleterre neuf points,,, mais Allemagne dix points"!!! Typical

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VSCO Point System

Block Letters +2pts
Globe +2pts
Scrunchies +2pts
Puka Shell Necklace +2pts
Friendship Bracelets +2pts (+1pt extra for attached to Hydro flask)
Succulents +2pts
Painted Rocks +2pts
Altoids +2pts
Chapsticks +2pts
Polaroid +3pts
Reusable Straw +3pts (+1pt extra for foldable metal one)
Painted Jeans +3pts
Scented Candles +3pts
Rainbow Tinted Sunglasses +3pts
Chalkboard +3pts
Bead Bracelets +3pts
Starbucks +3pts
Birkenstock’s +4pts
Crocs +4pts
Checkered Vans +4pts
IPhone +4pts
Phone Case with Stickers +4pts
Ukuleles +4pts

Hydro flask +4pts (+1pt extra for every sticker)
Messy Bed +4pts (+1pt for each throw pillow)
Messy Bun +4pts
Painted Cartoons +4pts
Record Player +5pts
Apple Watch +5pts
VSCO Account +10pts (+3pts if link is in Instagram Bio)
TikTok Account (with posts) +10pts

Oversized T-shirt so it looks like you’re not wearing pants +10pts
VSCO Boyfriend +20pts

My VSCO score is 150 points!
The VSCO point system is so accurate.

Brown-eye points

Points scored and acquired, from partners, for the use of that one instance they can't deny anal sex.

"My girl says when I get 10 Brown-eye points, I get a free pass to that ass. I scored 2 last night by paying attention when she was blabbering to her friends."

Friend: "Damn"

one point turning

The act of driving an SUV or Truck through someone's yard or a corner lot for fun.

Dude we went one point turning last night and tore up the kid on the corners yard

Stony Point NC

Small shitty town filled with greasy meth heads with missing teeth, criminals, abortions, and annoying speed limits.

Why they overdosing in the street? Bro we’re in stony point NC . Oh okay that explains it all

CL1T Pointing Device

That little button in the middle of a laptop keyboard that you can use to move your cursor instead of the mouse or trackpad, which is used by caressing it with your middle finger in different directions.

My mouse doesn't work!
I know, I'll use the CL1T Pointing Device instead .

Feel Good Points

Inspired by the Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.

A smug "feel out" question from our HR department regarding working for free in an extremely demanding, high paced position.

I don't care how much your friends make at google are you willing to work for feel good points or not?!