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A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.
Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
The sense of vigorously touching ones booty without identity being seen.
I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!
The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.
Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness
Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched
When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.
Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”