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So, now that Trump is in office does official protocol for greeting the First Lady and his daughters require a pussy grab (Trump Handshake) or is that only for Trump to use on other females not in his family? #trumphandshake
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What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.
OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.
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That slightly hostile but partly smiling one-sided lip curl of disdain and disgust worn by each and every member of the Trump clan.
In analyzing that trump sneer, there is a dead fish look in the eyes concurrent with a type of shit-smelling expression which conveys a wish to be elsewhere.
When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.
Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"
Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"
The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.
I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.
A special forte of the 45th POTUS referring to his method of precipitously cutting his once useful, “incredible” staffers and other lackeys out of his rarefied sphere and then characterizing them as entirely inept strangers.
It isn’t a full mafia hit, you see, it’s a “Trump Hit,” but initially it feels like you’ve been professionally slain; it’s only later that you realize you’re going to probably profit from this experience too, just like those who were on The Apprentice!
When you take a dump and it looks like Donald Trump's hair.
Dakota: I just took a Trump dump!
Dalton: Wow, that bad?
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