weed bitch

A girl who is both drunk and high, and has become paranoid that she is being a bitch, when in fact, she sounds slightly crazy. She often will proclaim that she is "such a weed bitch," drawing much attention to herself. This term has no usage when the person is sober.

This term originated in the suburbs of New York City and has since spread rapidly.

Caroline took one hit and keeps calling herself a weed bitch!

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anus weed

1. (noun)- one who has grown out of an anus

2. (noun)- one who acts as if they have grown out of an anus

Joe: "Yo, ever since John got hit by that dim gnome rider, he has been acting like such an anus weed"

Jameel: "Word"

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bubble weed

Gum that has weed in it. this is how you do it: chew your fav. gum "bubble type gum works best" untill it is soft. Then flatin it some in your hand, next sprinkle weed in it then fold the edges of the gum over the weed and chew. reapeat untill desired amount is acheived. It may require a good amount to get your buz depending on your body tolerence but it is effective in places were you cant be smokin, oh, such as sittin in your cubicle at your lame as job. and yes it may get it in your teeth so try to carry around those individually rapped toothpicks in your pocket.

and p.s. dont throw it away wen it loses its flavor you dumb bastards just swallow it its still got plenty of THC "The chemical that fucks you up. Just for the retards out there" in it. use water if you cant swallow it dry.

your goddamn wellcome. now try it

no i havent heard about that way to get high off your weed without smokin it wats its called. bubble weed; yeah "cody" told me and now im tellin you

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Space Weed

An illegal substance (Marijuana) that is inhaled through a pipe, and the resulting effect is fucking insane. IT makes you feel all floaty n' shit. It messes with your nervous system or some shit cause it is really crazy, and probably laced with meth and cocaine. Also maybe heroin. But it is DEFINITELY worth the title of "Space Weed".

George: (tweakin out on the floor) I feel so right man. So right...

Tim: Yeah dude it's fuckin' space weed.

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Weed Dragon

noun.
\ˈwēd ˈdra-gən\

1. A parasitic form of tumbleweed and/or creature indigenous to western Nebraska that attaches itself to the undercarriages of rural vehicles.

2. A tumbleweed stuck under your car that, as a toddler, when your dad mentions there is "a weed, draggin' under the car", you interpret it to mean "a weed dragon is attacking us!"

Oop, looks like there's a weed dragon under the car again.

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Weed Rat

A grimy rat based human who spends their money on weed before paying a roommate for expenses such as utilities or rent.

Roommate 1: Ayyy man, can you sauce me for this month's rent?
Roommate 2: Nah, I spent it all on weed.
Roommate 1: You Weed Rat!

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Killer weed

Weed laced / sprinkled with PCP

That killer weed we smoked last night sent me to another dimension

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