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The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
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A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!
Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
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When you get a stroke of amazing luck when everything seems to be going desolate in your life.
New Phone--Who Dis? In a high school context.
Just when Danny boy thought he got a 60 on his math test, Mr. Tunik handed it back to him and said, "Danny boy--oh Danny boy." Singing with a nice symphony for the class to hear. Danny was afraid to even look at the test because he knew Mr. Tuink loved to troll everyone, so starting from the back page, Danny looked through every question to see where he lost points. Page-by-page, there were no red marks--or any negative marks for that matter. When Danny reached the front page it said, "See me after, class, I'm afraid you got everything wrong." Danny in disgust cocked his head back and let out a gasp as his life was passing him, since he was failing in school. His crush, Jennifer, looked over at him and told him she got a 5. She asked him if he was interested in forming a study group with her at her place once a week. Danny quickly told her, yes-- and once the class is dismissed, Danny walked out like a beast without talking to Mr. Tunik and said, "New phone--who dis!"
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Phrase- slang in nature
Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them
Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me
Person 2- who helped your bitch out?
Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
1. What you say to someone who threatens to check you or put you in your place. Originated from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" when Sheree had an argument with a professional party planner who called her momma a bitch. Saying this to someone out of line will usually SHUT THEM UP.
Party Planner: "You need to WATCH yourself before you get CHECKED!"
Sheree: "Who gon' check me, boo?"
Party planner: "eh-um.... -- er....."
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Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.
Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
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Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.
A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?