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Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 13, 2011


Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

by AMO1980 January 26, 2013


clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.

Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.

by The Feelgoods January 11, 2018


Cyber Justice Warrior

CJW:
Cyber Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for a “in the scene” individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on Cyber justice on the Internet. Calling it “Drama” they often argue in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A Cyber justice warrior, or CJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the group(s) they are fighting on behalf of. They typically repeat points from whoever is the most popular hacker, tweeter or commenter of the moment. Their goal seems to be hoping they will be "1337" in the infosec/hacker community via likes, RT’s, comments, and become popular in return. They are very sure to adopt stances that are "correct" in their social circle.
It’s evident you are dealing with a CJW when they take to their blogs to summarize/laymen the “drama thus far”. CJW’s post in various forms of “Here’s my opinion, everyone is an asshole” essays, that only speak from a one sided perspective. (In other words, The hacker they most easily relate to.) Other signs are sub tweets, passive aggressive “jokes” and tendency to join a dog-pile for a “controversy” they have not taken the time to fully research, even when the OP or the entire thread is readily available.

Got to love this Cyber Justice Warrior tweeting everything but saying & doing nothing! #SMH

by poopsi mcgoo November 3, 2015


Warriors of Materia

A group consisting of the protagonists (and some allies) of the 15 current Final Fantasy games, plus the protagonists of Final Fantasy Tactics and Final Fantasy Type-0.

The Warriors of Materia are heroes.

by Rhoddium November 14, 2021


shinobi warrior

a shottie bong. a Shottie is a way of smoking cannabis through in a bong, instead of having a bowl, the pipe is straight, a plug of tobacco is used, then cannabis is applied over the top of the tobacco. a lighter is applied until the plug burns enough to slip down the pipe and 'pop' into the water at the bottom. These can also be referred to as 'Shinobi Warriors'.
variations include:
'Shinobis'
'Shinoblays'
'warriors'

"hey man, do you fancy coming to my room and toking some shinobi warrior?"

by Robbinnnz January 13, 2010


Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.

"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."

by Sorry W December 6, 2020