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When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.
Damn, Johnny was on boner pilot our entire date last night. 😒
The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.
My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!
Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.
I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!
Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.
Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.
Getting a boner while jamming to sexy music and riding in a big macho truck
Damn it Sky Guy I got another f*ckn truck boner