Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.
most likely has a crush on a milf or e-girl probably addicted to monster and his long board 100% a e-boy
what was that
oh that was just dan on his way to fuck a milf
dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
Dan is a pimp. Dan’s are very short and have a drole sense of humour.
This is so boring!
That’s because it’s Dan
An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.
Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.
When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.
“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”
“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”