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a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
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1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
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Coolest dude you’ll ever meet and the greatest friend anyone could ask for. Professional karaoke singer who loves to plays darts and horse shoe. Count yourself lucky if you encounter a Mike Smith. Not to be confused with Mike Smith.
Mike Smith killed a shark with a tiger tooth .
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The most finished man of all time.
Mickey mike with another stinker.
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To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.
I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.
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A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
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Mike canary is the brother of a kingpin hiding away up in his lair on the hill. Known for his zesty remarks and dog poo inside, He is also well known for the classic “do the roar” line in ‘Shrek Forever After’ (2010)
Mike Canary and his cronies are a scary sight
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