To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis
This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?
"ohh god im suffering from constipation again!"
"Well you better stop Poo Pushing then, you Queen"
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when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.
Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
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A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:
1) either looking up grumble.
2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.
3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.
4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.
Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?
Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'
karzie grumble porcelain throne I phone 'I' poo
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The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.
Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.
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When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.
Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!
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Weed that tastes/smells or looks shitty... Is also lacking in THC
Fuck i can't beleive you bought dustins poo shwag when you should obviously go to da kush man.
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