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What little kids call us when we're not nice to them
Donald Trump is such a meanie poo!
When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.
Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!
The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.
Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.
Weed that tastes/smells or looks shitty... Is also lacking in THC
Fuck i can't beleive you bought dustins poo shwag when you should obviously go to da kush man.
A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.
Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.
The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.
I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.
The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.
Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor