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Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
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fair play,similar to fair enough as in what you have just said is acceptable, or makes sense. It is an abbreviation.
Y="I'm going to dye my keyboard using plastic dye"
x="Why?"
Y= Because at the moment it's beige and I want it black"
x ="well that's f/p"
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After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,
Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
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A nickname for the cheap but amazing Phillips Vodka. Often consumed with Mountain Dew. Its essential that before taking a shot of P Hills with someone that you cheers and say "Happy P Hills!"
Give me some fuckin P Hills.
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Polish Sex,A person who enjoys duct taping women to the bed when having sex with them.
Hey Timmy get me that roll of duct tape so I can go P-Bone dat bitch, Pissed off Polocks style Yo
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Someone who prematurly ejaculates after one thrust.
"Pump and dump"
"I heard that Aaron p and d'ed Suzie, she was very upset."
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A shortened/abbreviated version of the word pancake. Often used in recipes or a slang word for young teenagers in place of the word penis
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