april 2

daniel seavey dayyyyy. u r lucky to b born on the same day as the legend daniel seavey so imma call this daniel seavey day. its also national giraffe day becos daniel is a giraffe

its april 2 ma homiessss!!!

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Sonnet 2

When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field,
Thy youth's proud livery, so gazed on now,
Will be a tatter'd weed, of small worth held:
Then being ask'd where all thy beauty lies,
Where all the treasure of thy lusty days,
To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes,
Were an all-eating shame and thriftless praise.
How much more praise deserved thy beauty's use,
If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine
Shall sum my count and make my old excuse,'
Proving his beauty by succession thine!
This were to be new made when thou art old,
And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold.

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

4096 kHz

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Beagle 2

Lost in Mars

R.I.P. Beagle 2

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2 in the pink

Putting 2 fingers in a woman's vagina

Did you see that girl last night she was so drunk I put 2 in the pink and she squirted all over my couch

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k^2

KK - first name of a person. Usually represents the pronunciation of Ancient Chinese characters, such as 嘉家佳加假架嫁.

Just like the sharp sound of "k", the personality of those with name consists the alliteration of "k" is very sharp. They tend to challenge authorities & instead they create and implement the rules they deem appropriate for the mortals. KKs.

k^2, unfortunately, sometimes mistaken to be k^3.

This happens when multiple people call out for KK.

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Vegas 2

ehh pretty sucky game for Xbox360. better than halo but COD4, more formally known as call of duty 4 totally pwns that shit. yeah i suggest to not buy it cuz im cool! but so are u guys if u give me a thumbs up!

gay bitch: umm lets play halo 3 and kiss boys.
straight kid: umm lets not...lets play cod4 and vegas 2 and bang some hot strippers

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starcraft 2

Noobs will say this game isn't as good as the first one because they got cannon rushed and ling rushed at the same time, then a dt took out their whole mineral line, so it ruined their life.

Cannon rushing is one of the best strategies in Starcraft 2

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