The extreme frustration one feels when Facebook changes things up.
I got some major Facebook Rage today when I couldn't figure out how to use Facebook's new "helpful" feature
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A phone call from from an acquaintance, business associate, co-worker, friend, relative, loved one or even a total stranger; to where the caller invokes a large degree of emotion rage that is conveyed verbally over the phone at any point during the phone call. Rage Calls are generally in the form of a verbal attack, insult, put-down, general dis or an issue conveyed in an aggressive, hostile or vulgar nature.
Boyfriend: (answers phone) - Hello?
Girlfriend: What are you doing?
Boyfriend: I'm still at work. I got stuck on a project that has totally engrossed me.
Girlfriend: I've been waiting for you to come home! What am I supposed to do... just sit around waiting for you!?!? You could have at least called me to let me know your going to be later than what you said!!!! You *&^%ing $^#hole! (hangs up on boyfriend)
Boyfriend to co-worker: Dude- my girlfriend doesn't understand my job. She just rage called me and hung up on me.
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When a person from a previous generation complains about the shortcomings of the current generation - also known as remembering the "good ole days" that really weren't all that great. Usually accompanied by "Back in my day...", "When I was your age...", or "Kids today..." This is also usually a sign that the rager has forgotten that 1) They were young once and raised hell too, and 2) The current generation is a direct result of methods of raising used by the previous generations.
Donnie: "We don't need no stinkin' sex ed! In my day, we learned about the functions and anatomy of gender. Not how to actually have sex. When I was your age, if I got caught in school kissing my girlfriend, odds are depending on how hot and heavy that kiss was, I would have been at minimum suspended up to expelled."
Erin: "Oh, quit with the age rage, Donnie."
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The consequence and motivating factor of career choices in adults when they are humiliated in childhood by stuffing them in lockers, yanking their shorts down in gym class or revealing their masturbatory practices or bed wetting secrets in a public gatherings. Runt Rage usually begins with fantasies of revenge and results in employment in careers with authority such as law enforcement, security guards, IRS auditors, librarians and office managers. Symptoms of runt rage begin early with control-freak like behavior manifesting as teacher's pets, hall monitors, blackboard technician, tattletales, honor society, student council officers, exclusive or intellectual clubs and continue into adulthood as office brown-nosers, vice presidents of anything, special interest groupies, moral majority organizations, religious extremists, government employees, neighborhood watches, probation officers and soccer moms. This condition is not exclusive to runts in any way.
The cop who pulled me over and gave me a ticket for my tail light being out definitely has runt rage.
That bitch of an office manager waits by the elevator everyday to catch late employees. I think her runt rage is showing again.
I just love when the company vice president, who hasn't had an original idea in years, demonstrates his obvious runt rage by taking credit for someone else's ideas.
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A deep-seated anger and general dissatisfaction with life, brought on by a lack of cake. A cake based despair and depression that manifests in itself in violent outbursts.
Leave him be, he's suffering from cake rage.
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A term meaning bossed aroud.(raged on) (bullied)
Samuel was bully raged by the architect.
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To get extremely angry, to the point of rage over something electronics related
Guy 1 - "Hey man I just downloaded this awesome hack and..."
Guy 2 - "YOU FUCKING SCRIPT KIDDY MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU STOP LEECHING AND CREATE YOUR OWN HACKS NOOB! LOLOLOLOL!
Guy 1 - Whoa buddy, dial down the nerd rage.
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