today is the day you can slap your girls ass
because it’s October 18
October 18 is when you can slap your girls ass
its October 18 let’s slap my girls ass
National bring your baby to school day.
I brought my baby to school because it’s October 18.
National bring your baby to school day
I brought my baby to school today because it’s october 18.
Madi - “guess what I did”
Tom - “what”
Madi - “I fucked Josh”
Tom - “why”
Madi - “Because it’s October 18”
National confess your crush day
October 18 is the day you officially confess your feelings to the individual you call your crush
National not go to school day
Oh yeah its October 18 we shouldn't go to school