March 4th is national texted yo gf/bf "lets link" "I love you" day
if they don't break up with they ahh fr fr
gf/bf: Hey lets link on March 4th
gf/bf: just telling you I love you on March 4th
-guy- hey it’s march 4th!
-girl- yea, so?
-guy- it’s national send nudes day!
-girl- fine.
National buy your daughter food day, so go out today and take your daughter out for some lunch or dinner.
MOM! It’s March 4th you know what that means
Non-national fuck your girlfriend day
Person: babe come here
Person’s gf: Why?
Person: It’s March 4th now come here
A day where people with the letter E should be respected and praised upon all day.
Kesfritz: oh it’s March 4th oh shit I forgot
Chris:what does that mean?
Kesfritz: you don’t know we have to Praise people with the letter e like edenia
Chris:OHHH SHIT LETS GO RIGHT NOW
the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.
hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot