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When you do something for so long, that it starts affecting you when you're not doing it. Similar to the Tetris effect.
Jake was playing Chinese Checkers for two hours. Afterwards he kept imagining himself taking someone's eye and jumping over their other eye with it. He was a victim of Chinese Checkers Syndrome.
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When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.
John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus
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When a girl does a split on ur dick then you launch her in the the air spinning her as she lands on ur dick
Chinese heli pad
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Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.
Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.
Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.
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When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people
When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!
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The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.
"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"
"I'm Korean."
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Prestigious school for the basic Chinese elites if you are not rich or extroverted you will definitely come out with trauma from the backstabbing, verbally and emotionally abusive teachers and burnout! Unnecessarily steep staircases so u never miss leg day🦵🦵 if you love rigged elections you’ll love it here <3 Also notable for their sleeveless uniforms that collect armpit sweat stains Missing field so the nearby track and field has been claimed as their own + bright green pants brighter than your future Come here if you want a free mental breakdown(s)
A: hey do u rmb wat that sch w the ugly uniform and entitled bitches is called
B: do u mean Singapore Chinese girls school
A: omg yes!!!
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