the bestest of friends anyone could ever have
Wears his heart on his sleeve, he is the kindest, smartest and most empathetic person. He continuously makes me feel like the prettiest girl to walk the earth and will always put my comfort above all. You have never made me feel unsure or unwanted and you continue to make me feel cared for in every way. Patrick is something that no one else has been…….
“Patrick🤍” is an amazing person
Patrick bereznicki meaning “thick brows” aka red from angry birds
Damnnn u have Patrick bereznicki brows
A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole
that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.
dude your starting to get like james patrick conner