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when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now
kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*
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The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
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We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone
Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend
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When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)
"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"
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when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
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its like a tongue twister just when it happens while texting and you dont catch it
"shally shells shea sheals by the seas shore"
"dude cant believe you just had a text twister"
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the art of getting p0ssy with words.
DONT BE A CREEP
text game was on fleek, but I aint deliver when it came for funny time.
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