Tony Drive-Thru

The Tony Drive-Thru is when you drive drunk and crash into somebody's house. The result can end in a possible arrest and can be combined with getting out of the car and raiding the victim's fridge.

She got hammered at the bar and then pulled a Tony Drive-Thru on the way home. She won't be getting out of jail for 8-12 months.

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drive the dump truck

Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".

Seth: Let's get this last set of squats in before I have to drive the dump truck

Lance: damnit...

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Tri-state levels of driving

The understanding of how NYC drivers can not drive, and how PA does not kow how to create, maintain, or label their roadways. Which leaves NJ in the middle to be better than both while getting blamed for the driving problems of NYC and PA

Commonly Heard Phrases About Tri-state levels of Driving
"Damn I cannot find this damn road in PA, I'm sooo lost out here in amish country"

"DAMN THOSE NYC DRIVERS! LEARN TO DRIVE!"

"Hell Yea, we Jersians got it right"

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I can't drive 55

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.

I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".

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4 wheel drive

You pick a drunk bitch up from the club and take her back to your place. And you find out she's on her peirod and you take the dirt road meaning you need 4wheeldrive

"Last night i found out your sisters river was flowing, so i kicked it into 4 wheel drive and rode the dirt road

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teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

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Drive me up the wall

Definition 1: To make someone very irritated or angry.

Definition 2: A sexual invitation to inform ones partner that they are crazy for them. That they want to feel crazy for them.

Other definitions : partner , love , sex , crazy , angry , feel , irritated , invitation , one

Definition 1: "You are driving me up the wall! Stop it!"

Definition 2: "Oh love, you're driving me up the wall!"

: " Please, please, drive me up the wall!"

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