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why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by May 7, 2021


Am-Bam

A slim thicc woman. That drinks titty juice with vodka. She will have 10 kids and will want to kill all of them. She is the type of human being to keep all holiday stuff out all year. Works five jobs and still doesn’t have a lot of money. She is married to a transgender guy that’s obese and eats his earwax.

Heyyyy is that a Am-Bam?
Look that girl is gonna be a Am-Bam.
Heyyy Am-Bam

by Big shrinky gpa dicks November 21, 2019


kid am gus

Either some weird way of saying that a kid is gus (whatever that means), or simply sug ma dik backwards.

*you have been listening to this bitch way too long*
Annoying ass girl: “…and then Rebecca was like…”
You: “Omfg, kid am gus! I can’t be bothered to listen to you.”
*you leave*
She screams after you: “what does that even mean??!”

by Da cheeze guzzler July 3, 2023


$am O

🐐

That song 2wice by $am O goated frl woun

by Herh u know woun April 2, 2022


amativeness

It is a inclination toward love, especially sexual love. It is also a concept into the archaic teachings of phrenology.

My feelings amativeness towards you are very strong.

by Poetic one March 1, 2017


butt fuck am

When you wake up before anyone else in your time zone. Aka too fucking early

I had to wake up at butt fuck AM to go to practice

by Markynark May 11, 2019


I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?

Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023