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1: A song by Don McClean as the vague history of Rock'N'Roll music starting with the airplane crash that killed Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, etc. and concluding with The Rolling Stones.
2: A large volume of (mature) teen comedies with a sexual theme. All movies are rated R.
3: A term meaning "to do as the American Piers do!" using technology such as a webcam and of course microphones for an audial affect. Both players usually masterbate while watching the other masturbate as well.
4: A term meaning "to cyber."
1: Bye bye miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...
2:One day at band camp...
The trem "sex" never came through to me until I was about 17...
etc.
3: Oh, baby, you're making me so hot! If you had a webcam we could American Pie this shit!
4: Wanna have some American Pie?;
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A reason for big guys to hug each other while wearing protection.
Is this an american football game, or a softcore porno?
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A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.
usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word
closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.
English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught
American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft
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(1972-1999) One of the greatest songs ever written.
(1999 onward) Some dumb teen comedy with pie fucking.
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Popular hipster clothing staple, where solid-colored t-shirts marked "wholesale" are sold for roughly $15 a pop, when the same shirt could be purchased from Wal*Mart for $4. Then again, Wal*Mart doesn't label its clothing as "CRUELTY/SWEATSHOP FREE!" and is, of course, way too mainstream for the ever-hip still-living-off-parents elite.
San Francisco hipster: I just got three solid-colored shirts at American Apparel, and it only cost me $45! Buying stuff wholesale rocks!
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The former govenor of New Jersey, James McGreevey, who resigned from office due to a totally different scandal.
I don't care if your govenor is the Terminator, we were the first state to be governed by a gay American.
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Getting a blow job while playing video games.
Yo, I bet he can't get the American Dream tonight.
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