AP Memery

Advanced Placement Memery. Qualifies when you have a high stage of deep knowledge and experience of memes. By this you can succesfully make memes without being cringey or normie. This ultimate stage of memery makes you a pro memer.

A: Woah you have AP Memery? That's cool!
B: Yeah I know memes a lot so yea
A: By the way do you know da wæ???
B: *facepalm* fuck I hate my life

AP The GK

One of the greatest GKs…

Hails from Coho, MA
Leads every chart in saves, save percentage, clean sheets, and red cards

Yo, did you see the highlights from the match AP The GK played in?

Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

Ape Mode

A Popular Streetwear clothing brand by a black designer name Ray Love from Milwaukee, WI. Mr. Love continues to design out of the box apparel and does things other brand doesn’t think of doing.

When my mom took me to the mall I begged her to take me to get a Ape Mode hoodie.

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

ape milk

When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.

“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”