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after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.
the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.
When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!
Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’
Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’
Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
Another word for Hemorrhoid.
This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.
When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"
A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."