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Baking in an air-fryer machine, sounds crazy but it's viable
Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"
Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"
Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"
When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.
Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.
When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.
You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.
When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
Quarter baked is when someone has a taken an extremely light hit from the bong and is "quarter stoned".
"Hey I just flipped my balls inside out!"
"Bro are you baked?"
"Nah just quarter baked(:"
(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy