beast-pro-boner

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words

you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner

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Tailed Beast Bomb

When you're doing seggsy time with a girl and are about to bust, so you call upon the tailed beast that your farther trapped inside of you when you were a baby, and bust the biggest chakra-infused load, practically flooding the room your in.

friend 1: "yo where were you the past few days?"
friend 2: "oh ye, well, I was stuck at home cleaning, me and Bella where going mad a few nights ago and I felt like getting Kurama in on some of the action and he ended up flooding the our bedroom with a Tailed Beast Bomb when he finished, haha"
friend 1: "WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"

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Psycho Hose Beast

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is

1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"

i was eating at Pizza Hut, and Psycho Hoes Beast show up.... WHY

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Beast ugly bitch

Married to the ugly bearded fuck head.

"Dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch."

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Hideous Swap Beast

**Ms. Cimo**, also known to be a coke trash whore from a swap congealed from a gutter, also is some ugly trash no one likes and is ugly. they fuck up all of your plans and are complete trash. those who go out with this "Swap Beast" are often left Diseased and sorry... may god have mercy of there souls

--also see anything that has to do with being stupid, ugly and a shitty person

1)
Anthony - "that fucking Sarah did it Again"
JJ - " Fuck that Hideous Swap Beast"
Anthony - "damn right"

2)
Chris - "DUDE FUCKING FUCKIN SARAH IS A FUCKIN HIDEOUS SWAP BEAST!!!"
Sabina - "YEAH"
Anthony - "STFU"

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Beast Mode Over Bitches

One would rather assume an aggressive, animalistic persona to dominate, annihilate, conquer and destroy THEIR GOALS than to run after fuckboys/bitches/hoes /girls/ boys and become a SIMP.

One would rather hustle, grind and put in work to achieve his or her goals than to play around with men or women who ain’t on shit.
Jake: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Jake, I'm Beastmode Over Bitches

Jake: Oh okay! So you're B.O.B

Lin: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Lin, I'm Beast Mode Over Bitches!
Lin Oh okay! So you're B.O.B

Beast Mode

Justin Stanley (Beastmode)

Justin Stanley isnt beast mode, beast mode is Justin Stanley.

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