birthday bird

british slang for birthday girl

bloke1: "where's my birthday bird?"
bloke2: "she's snogging that other bloke over there"
bloke1: "bollocks! i have to get pissed now"

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Feed the Birds

Okay you're walking and eating something you can't throw out. Instead of just littering, crumble it up and "feed the birds"

There's no garbage cans here. oh well. When I'm done with this burger I'll just feed the birds.

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bird-lady

An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.

"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."

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Boner Birds

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds

My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.

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Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

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Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

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Dead Birds

Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.

Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...

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