When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves marks and residue of her makeup on a dick
Dat bitch got so much red lipstick on she gave me a Bloody Eel
When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.
"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"
The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.
similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...
When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.
The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink
Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary
When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!
Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.
What took so long in the bathroom.
I had to do a bloody muddy.