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Bloody zebra

A bloody zebra is when you cut a bunch of horizontal lines your thigh or arm, to a point where it looks like a zebra but with red strips

“Bro that depressed girl got a bloody zebra

by Chestboner50 May 22, 2019


Bloody leprechaun

The bloody leprechaun is an act usually performed by a male over the age of 60 in which he forces himself on a human with the genetic disease of dwarfism. He pounds the dwarfs tiny clitoris until the point of bloody discharge. At this point he will pull out. Lather the blood on its body. Slap it in the face and let it run around while he finishes himself off.

During the 1930's, behing the scenes of the blockbuster film The Wizard of Oz, the tin man performed a bloody leprechaun on a munchkin.

by Yet boy February 24, 2016


Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024


bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.

"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"

by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017


bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018


bloody Havlin

Little fellow with even smaller penis whom bleeds out of his anus.

My little neighbor has a bloody Havlin and needs a man-pon.

by smash513 May 9, 2008


bloody jerome

When you snap your Fenulum and have to tell your partner. Stop I've got a Bloody Jerome

I was getting a hand job last night and she gave me a Bloody Jerome

by Chuckydorris December 23, 2022