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Wanting to know if a girl with A MASSIVE BUTT has a boyfriend.
Spasoje: hello
Spasoje: does gyatt have a boyfriend
Spasoje: asking for a friend
Me: no no
Me: She breakup that night
Spasoje: i will tell him that
Spaoje: friend
Spasoje: i would never do that to her
The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party
Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys
Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine
Girl1 walks away
Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land
Girl2- that’s correct
a boy and a girl who are not seeing for getting with anyone else. can break up
alex broke up with me. we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore
a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up
alex broke up with me!! we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore!!
my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him
I love my dummy boyfriend luke
A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"