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when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair
why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!
When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through
why are you spinning me for six days?
Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?
Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.
Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?
Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
because filipe loves her and he is thanos
why you inteligent and pretty and i love you
Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"
Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”